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      The same source who supplied the recent letter written by  Senator McCain, posted here yesterday after some edits to keep things as clean as possible, has stepped up to the plate again and given us the reply to the McCain letter, writtten by Senator Joe Lieberman. As the letter was subject to editing, we cannot vouch for its authenticity, though our sources stand just behind it.  The letter follows:  

    Dear Johnny Mav,  

         I am now in possesssion of your recent letter. Even as I write, tears are staining my laptop, and my excitement is causing a slight bulge in my pants, which is lifting my laptop slightly up in the air.       

       No apologies are needed. Of course, I hoped that you would select me as your VP nominee. And naturally, I was disappointed to find I had lost out to a no-brain whack job like Caribou Barbie. But I know how the game of politics is played, and I realize you made the best decision you could. Ah, even now I think of the fun we could have had hitting the Hilton every night after a long day of campaigning. A little nap, a nice meal, and then a sweeet rub-a-dub-dub in the over-sized tubby, just you and me and a tub full of bath foam. I would have been able to relax you in the usual way, by taking your manthing between my two hands and slowly massaging it until you climaxed  among the bubble-bathed waters. Such was my hope. Alas, it was not to be, at least at that time.          

      But that’s all in the past now. As you write, we will soon return to the Senate where we can enjoy each other amid the echoing marble architecture of the Senate men’s room. I will be willing and able to be your little minnow, if you will so graciously extend to me your Washington Monument.  I look forward to licking it clean from base to tip. After all the tribulations of the campaign, it will be a pleasure to get back to our old routine. I will have you right where I want you.   The very thought makes me smile. So until then, dear boy, take care. My laptop is rising higher even now, and I must relieve myself with a few quick strokes of the stylus. Looking forward to that first sweet encounter with your big mac.  

 Lovingly yours,

Joseph L.       

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