cynicschism

   Our friendly source, who has supplied us with so much material over the last few weeks, had promised us a new treat for today-a short one-act play based on true events.  It chronicled the unusual meeting of three characters in a snowy cabin not far from the Yukon river in Alaska.  The three characters?  Just to give a preview-John McCain, Joe Lieberman and Sarah Palin.  In a bizarre series of twists and turns, their meeting takes numerous strange reversals, leading to one of the strangest sexual congresses ever seen outside of Washington, DC. 

          Unfortunately, due to time constraints and circumstances beyond anyone’s control, the play was not delivered into our hands until much later than we had anticipated.  We thought it would be better to put the play together in presentable form, then just to publish it in its somewhat rough form.  It should be ready sometime tomorrow afternoon, when we hope to present it in all its trashy glory.